Ummm . . . . . . . I don't think I have words

Talk about geek chic.

A Dutch company has developed a pair of high-tech trousers equipped with a wireless rubber keyboard stitched over the groin for those who need to dash out a line of code on the go.

“The idea was that you could log in to your computer and control it without sitting in a closed environment behind your desk,” designer Erik de Nijs told the Daily Mail.

The digital dungarees also sport a wireless mouse in the back pocket and a pair of speakers sewn into the thighs.

The company that came up with the idea, Nieuwue Heren, run by de Nijs and his partner Tim Smit, have aptly called their jeans, “Beauty and the Geek.”

The fledging company has only developed a prototype, but estimates the iPants would cost around $400 in stores.